They’ve LOST it: New study finds more ‘exosexual’ profs having SEX with trees

An exceptionally old tree in Stanley Park

(National SentinelLunacy: In an age when the extreme Left is attempting to convince rational people there are more than two sexes — male and female — a new study has found a new sexual orientation, and they love having sexual encounters with…trees.

As Breitbart News reported, the recently published academic article examines “exosexuals’ encounters with the natural environment.” In a new academic piece published in the journal Feminist Theory, Prof. Lauran Whitworth of St. Mary’s College in Maryland tells us about the increasingly popular term (among the insane Left) “exosexual.”

Per Breitbart:

“1. A person that finds nature sensual, sexy. 2. A new sexual identity. 3: Person who takes the Earth as their lover,” she wrote. In another paragraph, Whitworth explains that while some environmentalists encourage the use of environmentally-friendly sex products such as fair trade condoms and chemical-free lubricants, “ecosexuals” take it a step further by encouraging sex with “nature itself.”

She goes on to describe an exosexual’s first tree love-making session — with a Redwood :

In the spirit of carnival, ecosexuality embraces degradation and decomposition. Sprinkle describes her first encounter with redwood trees at Yosemite National Park:

‘I loved the scent of the trunk, like vanilla mixed with soil. I have a strong memory of coming across a redwood that had fallen over from a storm. I walked around off the trail and peeked at its freshly exposed roots. So soft, so sensuous, so sexy! I had to touch them.’

In September 2017, Breitbart News reported that a University of California-Santa Cruz professor “was encouraging her students to have sex with the earth in order to preserve it. In April 2018, Breitbart News reported on a University of Michigan professor that wrote about the importance of ‘talking erotically to plants.'”

These people are actually out there and worse, their numbers are growing every day.

Modern, comfortable life is driving some of us crazy.

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4 Comments on "They’ve LOST it: New study finds more ‘exosexual’ profs having SEX with trees"

  1. With professors teaching children this garbage, it’s no wonder children today have no jobs.

  2. I think the reason the western world as it is ONLY the western world is slowly going insane with these deranged individuals and their non sensical ideas is simply because people have too much time on their hands now.
    Meaningless academic degrees, “professorships” hadn’t out left, right and centre.
    No danger of starvation due to a life of benefits and housing and a chronic lack of personal ambition in anything outside of taxpayer funded community, council, district,state or federal non jobs draining the exchequer of yet more money.
    Fringe views elevated out of all proportion to the realism of the common people, the tail wagging the dog.
    Non producers dictating to producers what they can say and what they can do.
    Nature takes care of these situations by ending them in self destruction.

  3. “Exosexuals”? There’s ALREADY a name for these people: Mentally ill!

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