Abject stupidity: Dem rep who thought Guam would tip over wants to impeach Trump because he’s too tall

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(TNS) Democrats have come up with some pretty bizarre reasons for wanting to impeach President Donald Trump, including for alleged crimes he never committed.

But one Garbage Party rep actually justified his support of impeachment on Thursday because the president is simply too tall.



Not even kidding.

Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) complained that Trump was much “bigger” than Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and because of that, he was able to intimidate Zelensky into bending to his will … to investigate the Bidens and the Clinton campaign and stuff.

Or something like that.

And yeah, the ‘daughter in the basement duct-taped’ was equally bizarre.

The White House corrected the record, no doubt while laughing their assets off (Can you imagine if government officials in Ukraine are monitoring this lunacy? They must be thinking, ‘And America is a superpower?’)

Hmmm… Those chairs look, like, exactly the same. And we see no evidence of duct tape on President Trump.

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But of course, this isn’t Johnson’s first foray into lunacy. Some years ago during testimony by a Pentagon official, Johnson voiced his concerns to a Navy admiral he was afraid putting more Marines on Guam would make the island “capsize.”

Tip over.

Again, not even kidding.

Watch:

People in Georgia have been reelecting this genius to Congress for years. It’s time they stopped.

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Diana B.
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Diana B.

I would comment but I simply cannot. The stupidity in our Congress is mind-boggling and I just can’t give it attention!

.50cal
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.50cal

He was in the film, The Omega Man —Stupid afrotard.

How about drug testing, intelligence testing, and background checks on all government shitbags drawing a taxpayer funded check!

Earl Turner
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Earl Turner

People like this have no place in positions of power. The founding fathers had no intention of allowing everyone to vote.

D3F1ANT
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D3F1ANT

How on Earth can the goofs in GA repeatedly elect such a moron!?

seadoged
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seadoged

And some people on Guam thought that I was crazy for wearing my lifejacket on land.

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Fred Ward
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Fred Ward

It’s an imbalance of power-like a sitting President screwing an intern, Hank? Dumb ass.

Red
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Red

He is melanin disabled.

dickee
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dickee

GEORGIA NEEDS TO WISE UP AND VOTE FOR SOMEBODY THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. THIS ASSHOLE HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE STUPIDEST BUTT-HEADS I HAVE EVER HEARD… AND THEY ALLOWED HIM TO BE A CONGRESSMAN? WOW! THE DEMONRATS WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO OUTDO THEMSELVES IN NOMINATING TOTAL IDIOTS INTO OFFICE. LORD HELP US, IF THESE JERKS EVER REGAIN CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT.

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Alej Marcos
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Alej Marcos

Black people in Georgia have been reelecting this genius to Congress for years.

FIFY

Duke
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Duke

Tippy-Guam-Johnson … this guy has an IQ of about 50. He thinks like a 6 year old. His constituents must be pygmies. How this fool continues to be re elected is more mystifying than the fine balance maintained by the people of Guam who prevent the capsization of their Island home regardless of the weight of the US military equipment.

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